Simple Logic Statements

Romance Mathematics:
Smart man + Smart woman = romance
Smart man + Dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + Smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + Dumb woman = pregnancy

Office Arithmetic:
Smart boss + Smart employee = profit
Smart boos + Dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + Smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + Dumb employee = overtime

Shopping Math:
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

General Equations & Statistics:
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Happiness:
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

Memory:
Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

Appearance:
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

Propensity to Change:
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

Discussion Technique:
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anthing a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.


P.S.
I found it when I cleaned up my room.
Whether you agree or not, don't take it seriously.

Author: Unknown (but probably a guy)